What would happen to Christmas if President Obama took over Santa’s Workshop? The fine folks at For America have asked that very same question and conveniently answered it in video form.
They need to add that Santa’s workshop must be moved from the North Pole since it could be located near the migratory path of the endangered snow lizard and that Rudolph and his fellow reindeer can not pull Santa’s sleigh since they are on the soon to be endangered species list. Also, Santa has to shave his beard since it is a health hazard. And last but not least Santa has to fire half of his elves since he can not afford the cost of healthcare for them due to Obamacare.